We need to talk. Boys, if you’re going to wear a belt, you just have to tighten it! Seriously, I must be buggin’ but literally ew! No one is attracted to that. Either tighten it, or lose the belt completely. If your pants are going to hang down that low, at least without the belt you have some sort of excuse for that… disaster.

I promise, I'm doing this for the good of society! Girls, share this with your disaster of a boyfriend. I'm only here to help. Mwah!

I’m outie!

-Cher